- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

what is white and sticky? glue.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

look left now look right. washing machine

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Black people are clen.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

i hate you.

Patrick is gay

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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