Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

a banana

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

9:11 make a wish

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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