What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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What is brown and sticky?

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Ancient Greeks rights

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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