Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Hi colton

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Nicholas Cage

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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