you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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Golf.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Your life That's the joke

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Go away.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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