Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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GAY PEOPLE

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Womens rights

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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