Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Hey

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Icecream

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i wish i was a tree !

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Anti Joke

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