A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Steering Wheel Face.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Fuck her

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

lol

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Tacos

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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