Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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