The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

lewis bedford

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Poopsack Jones

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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