A man. That is all.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Penis jokes.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

baby seal walks into a bar

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Anti Joke

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