- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

A Muslim blows up a bar

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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