- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

So a baby seal walks into a club

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

you will die someday

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

OGC - tilt your head

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

I met a man today. His name was John.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Anal cheese curds.

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