- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

the joke below me is not an anti joke

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

i have 2 penises

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Yo mama so fat she died

A bar walks into your mother.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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