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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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