Knock knock It's open, come in.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Can I touch it?

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Knock knock Come in!

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Don't rape me!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Avery has crabs.

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Time flies like a banana.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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