A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Hi colton

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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96

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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