What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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a little girl gets raped

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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W.N.B.A.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Sea World Japan.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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