- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Sea World Japan.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Steering Wheel Face.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Baseball

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Avery has crabs.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Womens Rights.

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