a banana

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Obama.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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womans rights

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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