Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Gadaffi

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Hi colton

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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