- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Knock knock It's open, come in.

whats gay ? you

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

a black guy leaves prison

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

why did the chicken cross the road.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

how does peploe get around they walk

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

sweaty black guy

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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