a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Penis

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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potato

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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