Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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lewis bedford

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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