WNBA

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Women's Rights

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Obama.

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Windows Vista

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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steves legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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