what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

William Raines.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Knock, knock. Come in!

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

I love you.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Anti Joke

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