why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

a banana

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Lacrosse

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

9:11 make a wish

newt gingrich

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

your mother is so lesbian

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Indeed.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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