knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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you will die someday

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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