whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Nicholas Cage

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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