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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Y2K

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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lol

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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