jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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hi

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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