What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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oops

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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penis

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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