- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

corey is a nipplepotomus

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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