"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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You're so straight!

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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