- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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