- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

NEVER

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

Dear John,

knock knock Come in.

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

Bumsniffer

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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