why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Women Drivers.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Noah is Smart.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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