Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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fart

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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women's rights

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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