Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Go away.

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W.N.B.A.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Baseball

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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