dead babies

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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lewis bedford

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Can I touch it?

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Knock knock Come in!

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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sweaty black guy

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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