Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Don't rape me!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

The WNBA.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

William Raines.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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