Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

What is brown and smells? Poop

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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