- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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What does a man like. food.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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