What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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