What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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hi

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Rebecca Black.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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