What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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French people

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Justin Bieber

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Get in the van

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Water, please.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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