- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

Knock Knock! Come in.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

the guy below me is gay

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

My mom's dead

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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