- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

a black guy leaves prison

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

how does peploe get around they walk

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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