- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Covietz has a large penis

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Women's Rights

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Anti jokes.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

I don't get it

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Gadaffi

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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