how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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newt gingrich

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9:11 make a wish

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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