Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Avery has crabs.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Josh kissing a girl

WNBA

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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