A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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There is a car full of black people.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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come along children

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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