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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Water, please.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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