A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

your mother is so lesbian

penis

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Dead babies.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

yo mama so fat she's fat

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

jewish people like other jewish people.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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