- Anti Joke

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.