Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Knock knock Come in!

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Black people

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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WNBA

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Hey Caleb.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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sweaty black guy

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Women's Rights

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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