You're so straight!

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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