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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

What is brown and sticky?

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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