Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Black people

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Hey Caleb.

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sweaty black guy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Women's Rights

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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