How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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