Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Hey

thumb_up thumb_down +6

American Idol

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

thumb_up thumb_down +4

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The glass is half an hour.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Write your own

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

thumb_up thumb_down

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

thumb_up thumb_down

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

thumb_up thumb_down

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

thumb_up thumb_down

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops