crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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no u

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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