Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

a little girl gets raped

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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