want to go home? yea

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

Hummer.

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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