A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Don't rape me!

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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God.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Brittney Spears

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Google Doodles

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penis that is all

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shut up

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Knock knock Come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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