- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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