IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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a black guy leaves prison

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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shut up

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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