A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Sea World Japan.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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a little girl gets raped

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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a black guy leaves prison

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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