Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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chuck norris

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Anti Joke

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