*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Justin Bieber

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My mom's dead

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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