Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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memes

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Women's Basketball.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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