Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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knock knock come in

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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lololololololololol

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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