- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

Canada's army

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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