- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Why did the bunny eat his food

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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