What do you call Obama? - the president

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

WNBA

Whoa! A talking carrot!

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Knock knock Come in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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