- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

Women Drivers.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

What's your name? You tell me.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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