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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

balls in ya mouf

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Gadaffi

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

What is brown and smells? Poop

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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