There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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World Of Warcraft

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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haha.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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