Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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women's rights

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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shut up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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