Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Robin, get in the car.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

Women's Basketball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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