Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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knock knock come in

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A seal walks into a club.

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French people

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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lololololololololol

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Women's rights.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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