Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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A seal walks into a club.

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French people

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Anti Joke

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