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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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