Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Women's rights

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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W.N.B.A.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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