Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Justin Bieber

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Avery has crabs.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Anti Joke

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