- Anti Joke

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Write your own

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

ollie is a fag so are you

Y2K

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

want to go home? yea

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

My butt!!!!

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