a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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i have 2 penises

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

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