- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

Women Drivers.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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