Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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GONNA

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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