pubic lice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

two fish are in a tank.

Punchline.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

A black person in the NHL

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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