What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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your life

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Black people are clen.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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