What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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Rebecca Black.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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