Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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