if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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A van drives into a car.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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your face.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Canada's army

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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