person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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:-)book

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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I am a real homosexual

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Anti jokes.

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I came.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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