roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

American Idol

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

The glass is half an hour.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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