Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Baseball

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Womens Rights.

Lacrosse

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

a banana

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Women's rights.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

A baby seal walks into a club.

your mother is so lesbian

9:11 make a wish

newt gingrich

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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