- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Religion

Dan O'Driscoll

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

knock knock Come in.

Justin Bieber

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

Where else? The junk yard

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

World Of Warcraft

Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

I have read and agree to terms of service.

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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