-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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