What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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My mom's dead

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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