A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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Gadaffi

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Penis jokes.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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