Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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i fondle myself every night....

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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Golf.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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