- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

What's your name? You tell me.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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