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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What should I name my dog?

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