How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Adam Sandler.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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a little girl gets raped

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Anti Joke

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