Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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i heart wiener

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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