What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Working hard or hardly working????

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

So a baby seal walks into a club

want to go home? yea

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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