What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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throbbing slobber

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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