What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Black people

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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