- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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