What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Black people are clen.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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